Thank God the World Series is over so we can talk about something more interesting like shopping for furniture or taxes.

I’m kidding you guys. I don’t want to talk to you about furniture either. #worldseries

How did you sneak a pic of @thinglabs? RT @seanpercival: Wish my desk was this RAD http://bit.ly/4kk7Y7

I don’t mind when a vendor isn’t living up to expectations but makes amends. It’s another when they’re a holy terror. Never use Telepacific!

“Shawty is the best thing you can ever call a lady. No, for serious.” - @hergreekness ripped from an internal IM convo.

RT @parislemon: my iphone just had a push notification attack. i think 30 tried to come through at once. it sounded like unicorns laughing.

Some say the recession is over, to those I say: there is currently no line at @bluebottlemint right now. I’m scared people.

Looks like things are turning violent in Iran again. :/ #iranelection